1999+ Cool Instagram Captions – Best Good, Funny, Cute and Selfie Quotes

by aqib

Posted on December 17, 2019

Instagram has now become a most popular and widely used Photos and Video sharing platform on the internet. Instagram is currently the best social platform available to share images and videos with friends and followers. Instagram achieved milestone 500 million active users in a very short time. So in today's article,

We will share cool Instagram captions about Good, Funny, Cute and Selfie related quotes and latest Song Lyric Captions for Instagram 2018. These Captions will help you to raise up in public and helps you to create a strong Instagram profile.

There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure. ― Paulo Coelho

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. — Confucius

Read above sample captions these are the best example for the Instagram captions. In this post, we are sharing the 1999+ different kind of Instagram caption including the Funny, Cute, motivational, good, sad, success and friendship related captions for your Instagram profile.

Cute Instagram Bios

  1. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.
  2. Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not.
  3. Temporary things can become permanent if you hold onto them for too long.
  4. Sometimes I need 2 shots of tequila, to know what I feel. Because sometimes I don’t understand myself.
  5. Do I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like damn they’re still together?
  6. I have so many chances to you; now let me give myself one more.
  7. I don’t know whether love brings happiness or sadness, but it definitely brings something called ‘CHANGE.’
  8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  9. It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.
  10. I’m not perfect. I’ll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you’ll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.
  11. In our generation, people are bloody brilliant at changing their masks.
  12. Sometimes it may feel stupid, and sometimes sensible but crying everything out is the relief.
  13. Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
  14. My life with you is something that I would never trade, even for all of the riches under heaven.
  15. All the blood, sweat, and tears will be worth it when I get to spend forever by your side.
  16. If you dare, take my hand and take me to where your heart is. I want to feel what it’s like to love like you.
  17. When you love me like that, I melt into honey. Let’s be sweet together.
  18. You’ll know they’re special when no matter what kind of mood you’re in, they can always manage to make you smile.
  19. I don’t know how time files after I hit the snooze button. And why it never flies when I study.
  20. Attachments are good only for messages, emails or letters. Not for real life.
  21. Dear old me, I am so sorry I’ve hurt you and never thought about you please come back if possible I promise I’ll not let you go again.
  22. To be brave is to love unconditionally without expecting anything in return.
  23. Sometimes, it’s better to be alone… No one can hurt you.
  24. The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.
  25. Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
  26. The reason I like you is simple – love, laughter, and your smile.
  27. Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
  28. I’d rather spend one moment holding you than a lifetime knowing I never could.
  29. There is no other woman in the world like you. I am the luckiest man alive to be able to call you mine.
  30. There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
  31. Please don’t forget to smile.
  32. Relationships these days start by pressing like on her photo.
  33. Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
  34. Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
  35. I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.
  36. I’ve fallen in love many times always with you.
  37. No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
  38. The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.
  39. I’ve realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn’t all we need—love is all there is.
  40. Need advice on relationships? Get in touch with a broken soul or a one-sided lover.
  41. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  42. Before you, I never believed in forever. Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you.
  43. You’re still a little kitten that looks at my eyes, wanting love in this cold world.
  44. I’ve been waiting for hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, until my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled.
  45. When you fall for someone’s personality, almost everything about them becomes handsome and beautiful.
  46. Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
  47. Can anything be more valuable than our love? Since you are with me, my only measurement is in heartbeats.
  48. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
  49. Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
  50. While heaven must surely mourn the loss of one of its own, we mere mortals celebrate your grace.
  51. When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
  52. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
  53. Silence is the most powerful scream.
  54. There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
  55. When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
  56. I don’t have much to give you. I’m not a rich man. What I can promise is that everything I do will be for you, always.
  57. Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.
  58. Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
  59. My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
  60. Without you in my life, I would be incomplete. I pray that I should never know such pain.
  61. If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
  62. I love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life.
  63. If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.
  64. If you can’t get someone out of your head. Maybe, they are supposed to be there.
  65. Perfect has 7 letters and so does meee. Coincidence? I think not.
  66. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
  67. No matter how strong a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
  68. It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.

Cool Instagram Captions and Bios

  • Light travels faster than sound… That’s why people appear bright until they speak.
  • Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
  • Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
  • Making history.
  • A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.
  • Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
  • I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
  • I will win, not immediately but definitely.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands.
  • How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life.
  • Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
  • Probably the best meat eater in the world.
  • Things just ain’t the same for gangstas.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • Oh, I’m sorry was my sass too much for you?
  • My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and sweatpants.
  • You’re too rad to be sad.
  • Just another paper cut survivor.
  • I only use Instagram to stalk…
  • Why would I ever leave the house when there are Netflix and ice cream waiting for me.
  • A Caffeine dependent life-form.
  • I’m not glad it’s “Friday”, I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life – 7 days a week.
  • If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
  • One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
  • If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
  • Please insert pretentious crap about myself here.
  • You will never have anything you don’t respect, including lots of money.
  • I’ve always thought being popular on Instagram is as about as useless as being rich in monopoly.
  • Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.
  • A human. Being.
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch them off.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.
  • Life is dumb and I want to sleep.
  • Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.
  • I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely.
  • The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
  • I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
  • Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
  • I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.
  • Living vicariously through myself.
  • I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
  • If you don’t have anything nice to say, come to sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.
  • You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!
  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten dies.
  • If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
  • Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.
  • I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
  • This isn’t rocket science, you take a photo of brunch and you hashtag #yolo #sundayfunday.
  • The best of me is yet to come.
  • Hey, you are reading my bio again?!
  • God bless this hot mess.
  • Everybody is so happy… I hate that.
  • You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
  • I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
  • A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
  • I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have Instagram nowadays.
  • Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays!
  • Stay classy.
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my bio
  • Life is short… Smile while you still have teeth.

Instagram Captions For Couples:

  • So Please, hold me close and make all this pain go away.
  • What made you fall for him? He never asked me to justify my past.
  • Love is friendship set on fire. In a good way…
  • You take me out my comfort zone without making it uncomfortable.
  • You can’t make them love you. They either do or they don’t. Recognize the difference and proceed accordingly.
  • I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  • My best love was chocolate. Then you came around.
  • Sometimes what you want doesn’t deserve you.
  • When God gives you a “No,” give him a “Thank you.” He was protecting you from less than his best.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • Don’t let people know too much about you.
  • Sometimes we have to let go of what’s killing us, even if it’s killing us to let go.
  • Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.
  • I want you today, tomorrow, next week, next year and for the rest of my life.
  • Only with you, it’s special.
  • If someone cares about you, you won’t ever have to wonder how they feel, they’ll constantly remind you.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • I love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
  • Your flaws are perfect for the heart that’s meant to love you.
  • Together is my favorite place!
  • A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.
  • I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but… I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
  • There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
  • I want to be with you til my last page.
  • The world is a book. Wanna read it together?
  • You are my today. And all of my tomorrows.
  • I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone.
  • It’s easy to stand with the crowd. It takes courage to stand alone.
  • You know you are happy when you catch yourself smiling even when no one is around.
  • I cannot see heaven being much better than this.
  • Sometimes the nightmares we face are the dreams we used to chase.
  • I am a romantic fool, no doubt about that.
  • You make me happy in a way no one else can.
  • You are not only my partner, but you are also my best friend, my partner in crime.
  • And tonight I will fall asleep with you in my heart.
  • You can’t rush something you want to last forever.
  • People fuck with your feelings until you have no more feelings.
  • People cry not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
  • When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.
  • My favorite part of the day is going to bed with you and to wake up next to you.
  • I still remember our first kiss.
  • Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go.
  • The only person you need in life is the person who proves they need you in theirs.
  • I’ve been alone since day one. Silly me for thinking something meant to be could change.
  • Heaven in her eyes, hell behind mine.

Funny Instagram Bios

  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice :D.
  • Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
  • When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
  • Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
  • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
  • When nothing goes right, go left.
  • A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
  • I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day…
  • Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
  • I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
  • I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!
  • Walking past a class with your friends in it.
  • I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
  • Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
  • They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
  • I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
  • ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
  • When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
  • A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  • If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
  • So you’re telling me I have a chance.
  • Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
  • I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
  • They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
  • My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
  • I had fun once, it was horrible.
  • I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  • Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
  • Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
  • Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan.
  • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.\
  • Recovering ice cream addict.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • You’re a 10, on the pH scale… Cuz you’re basic.
  • Here to serve…. the cat overlord.
  • Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
  • Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
  • Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
  • Have lots of hair and like ugly things.
  • I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  • Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Weekend, please don’t leave me.
  • put the hot in psychotic.
  • Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
  • It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.
  • Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
  • I liked memes before they were on Instagram
  • Need an ark? I Noah guy.
  • My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
  • I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
  • I will go into survival mode if tickled.
  • Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
  • When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
  • I only rap occasionally.
  • Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
  • You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
  • White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race.
  • I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
  • A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth.
  • Don’t get a woman, get a dog… They are loyal and they die sooner.
  • I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
  • I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation… Twice a year.
  • I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  • Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
  • If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
  • The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
  • Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
  • This is my last Instagram bio ever.
  • I prefer my puns intended.
  • Not all men are fools, some stay single.
  • I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
  • I ran into my ex-today… Put it in reverse and did it again!!!
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.
  • Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoe.
  • Camping is intents.
  • I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.
  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
  • So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
  • Women drivers rev my engine.
  • Save paper, don’t do homework.
  • Nice guys finish lunch.
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here.
  • Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
  • My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
  • Friday, my second favorite F word.
  • If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.
  • Don’t hit kids!!! No, seriously, they have guns now.
  • For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
  • Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
  • The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  • Exercise, ex..er..cise, ex…ar..cise, eggs are sides, for BACON!
  • Born at a very young age.
  • I still miss my ex – but guess what? My aim is getting better.
  • BAE: Bacon And Eggs.

Instagram Love Quotes:

  1. If he doesn’t accept you in public, don’t allow him to do anything in private..!!
  2. I wish you could have tried holding me instead like you are holding your ego.
  3. He made her fall for him with all his sweet poison. the thought of losing her made him a liar.
  4. Relationships and understanding are buried under the concept of self-respect and ego. Digging over it is not at all possible..!!
  5. Her memories of him were like flowers in the morning and stars at night.
  6. When you know there is nothing, but there is always something.
  7. Your mood at night depends on your playlist..!!
  8. I never took you “I hate you” seriously and you never took my “I love you” seriously. Strange but true.
  9. First time when I saw you, you smiled. When he touched you, you smiled. Both were killing me in its own way.
  10. Time is fast when life is easy but now its hard to pass both.

3. Instagram Captions Lyrics

  • Think before you come for the great one”
  • I make the moves up as I go.
  • I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild – Maïa Vidal – Our Place
  • All we want is hot boys.”
  • It’s hard not to find it all a little bittersweet.
  • You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. – John Lennon, Imagine
  • I’m here for a good time not a long time”
  • “Write what you want, say what you want ‘bout me if you’re wondering, know that I’m not sorry.”
  • Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.” ― Bob Dylan
  • ve found time can heal most anything.
  • “Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.
  • We are the world, we are the children! – Michael Jackson
  • “funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story” – Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key
  • We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.
  • I think when it’s all over, it just comes back in flashes, you know?
  • “My excuse is that I’m young”
  • Be young, be dope, be proud. – Lana Del Rey, American
  • “The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye…until we meet again”  ― Jimi Hendrix
  • “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”
  • I still ride with my day one”
  • I want to be your rhythm – Despacito
  • “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley
  • “All you need is love.” ― John Lennon
  • The best people in life are free.
  • “I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna,  stop I’m gonna work harder.” – Destiny’s Child “Survivor”
  • “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk “Harder, Better, Faster”
  • I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
  • “Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swear”― Jon Bon Jovi, Best of Bon All I really need is a passport.
  • My passport gets me into trouble and out of trouble.
  • If this politician or the other one wins the election, I am out of here. I don’t care about politics actually, I just want to travel.

Instagram Captions for Travel

  • Do what you love and you will never be late.
  • Catch flights, not feelings.
  • “Travel is  fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness., and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.” – Mark Twain
  • I need 6 months of vacations twice a year.
  • If traveling was free, you would never see me again.
  • I got 99 problems, traveling is not one of them.
  • Work hard, travel harder.
  • We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.
  • The life you have led doesn’t need to be the only life you have.
  • Great things never came from comfort zones.
  • People don’t take trips, trips take people.
  • Wander often, wonder always.

Success Motivational Insta Captions:

  1. I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
  2. Don’t stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done!
  3. I honestly don’t even understand my own feelings sometimes.
  4. You cannot make someone understand a message they are not ready to receive.
  5. Sometimes you have to go up really high to understand how small you really are.
  6. The Hardest Choices Require The Strongest Wills|Thanos
  7. Wish for it. Hope for it. Dream for it. But by all means: DO IT!
  8. You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
  9. Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.
  10. Home is not a place, it’s a feeling.
  11. I feel like making dreams come true.
  12. Get up, stand up! Don’t give up the fight!” – Bob Marley “Get Up Stand Up”
  13. Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
  14. Some beautiful paths cant be discovered without getting lost.
  15. When you learn to survive without anyone, you can survive anything.
  16. You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.
  17. The awesome moment is when you read someone’s status and you know that’s for you.
  18. But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing’s changed at all? – Bastille, Pompeii
  19. Only you can change your life. Nobody else can do it for.
  20. Success is standing up one more time than you got knocked over.
  21. You never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
  22. Once in a lifetime, you meet someone who changes everything.
  23. My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
  24. I wonder if I’m on your mind as much as you’re on mine.
  25. The secret to happiness is to not expect too much.
  26. If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.
  27. Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.
  28. If it would be easy, everybody could do it!
  29. It is hard to fail completely when you are aiming for something big.
  30. The woman with the highest walls has the deepest love.
  31. The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.
  32. The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
  33. If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
  34. All I have ever wanted to be is who I am becoming.
  35. Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.
  36. Stop doubting yourself work hard and make it happen.
  37. Someday all the love you’ve given away will find it’s way back to you and it will finally stay.
  38. When you love what you have everything you need.
  39. Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.
  40. Tomorrow is a day that never arrives.
  41. Tomorrow is a lovely excuse, isn’t it?!
  42. Life is short there is no time to leave important words unsaid.
  43. When you tell me “I can’t”, all I hear is blah blah.
  44. Life is short. Do stuff that matters.
  45. Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
  46. Make mistakes, it’s better than faking perfection.
  47. Don’t be afraid of death. be afraid of non-lived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.
  48. Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your emotions.

Short Captions for Instagram

  1. Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
  2. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  3. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
  4. I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.
  5. Be happy, it drives people crazy.
  6. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
  7. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
  8. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
  9. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
  10. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
  11. Create your own sunshine.
  12. Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
  13. Start somewhere.
  14. The man who goes alone can start today, but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.”
  15. you were looking for a sign, here it is.
  16. The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
  17. Better an oops, than a what if.
  18. Life is too short for bad vibes.
  19. We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.

Instagram Captions For Girls and Boys

  1. Boys/ Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken.
  2. Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
  3. You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.
  4. I didn’t kill anyone, jealousy did.
  5. -If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.
  6. -I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  7. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
  8. Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.
  9. You can’t just come into someone’s life, make them special and then leave.
  10. I swearI’mm nice girl until you do something that pisses me off.. then the bitch will come out to play.
  11. -I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” fight daily, still can’t live without each other.
  12. Do expect me to get pissed off when you don’t answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?
  13. One day you will find the one who makes all the others disappear.
  14. But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.
  15. I have never seen elegance go out of style.
  16. You and me, we are like a small gang!
  17. Life is too short for boring hair.
  18. Never be afraid of what you are going for.
  19. If sleep is important, why does school start so early?!
  20. My biggest problem? I notice everything.
  21. -It’s sad but life is full of sudden good bye’s.
  22. -I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.
  23. When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
  24. Stay strong. Make them wonder why you are still smiling.
  25. Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.
  26. She says nothing when she wants to say everything.
  27. If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.
  28. Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.

Best Friend Captions

  • You and I are really more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
  • Friends are the most important ingredients to the recipe of life.
  • Friends are the family we chose.
  • There is nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
  • Friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone!
  • All you need is someone that joins in on your weirdness.
  • Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
  • In my friends, I find my second half.
  • Best Friends. They know how crazy you are, yet they are okay to be with you in public.
  • Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  • Friendship is essentially a partnership.
  • The greatest medicine is a true friend.
  • Friends make this world beautiful.
  • True friends never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.
  • Hard times will always reveal true friends.
  • Making new friends should not mean lose old ones.
  • Normal? Normal are only the people you do not know well enough.

HeartBroken Instagram Captions:

  1. I don’t remember us. I remember the “Lost” us.
  2. Darling!! ‘Mending of broken pieces’ is in progress. Give it some time.
  3. Darling!! Don’t be someone’s “Untold story” Or “Poem” It hurts.
  4. If you can change the priorities, Mind it, I very well know the game of “tit for tat.”
  5. Why does love hurt? everyone asks. Why does everyone become heartless? no one asks.
  6. You broke me with a heartbreak but, why are you still breaking me with those memories?
  7. What hurts more, Breakup or Betrayal? “Replacement,” a heart cried.
  8. And then, I threw away love from my priority list, as it gave me “options for loving anyone, I want.”
  9. And now, In every broken piece, we search for our lost peace.
  10. So where are you heading? Towards him/her OR Towards the time you both spent.

Instagram Selfie Caption with/without Friends

  • Create your own happiness.
  • Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
  • Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • This is why we can’t have nice things.
  • Girls are like, I love my hair in this pic.
  • Believe in your #selfie
  • If I send you ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
  • duckface.
  • Classic.
  • Not everyone likes us. But not everyone matters.
  • Take a ride on my energy.
  • What day is it again?
  • Why so serious?
  • I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
  • Flowers grow back even when they are stepped on.
  • Good times and tan lines.
  • Catch flights, not feelings.
  • Eyes are never quiet
  • A selfie a day, keeps the doctor away!
  • You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  • These are the days we live for.
  • Stay sharp and far from timid.
  • I get by with a little help from my friends.
  • This is the most magical pic of your life.
  • The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
  • These are the days we live for.
  • That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
  • Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
  • I don’t always take selfies.
  • Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.
  • You’re the king, baby I’m your queen.
  • Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
  • Some things are better in dreams.
  • Don’t hate.
  • Dear guys, please get off of Facebook, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.
  • have to listen to them. They are not better than you.
  • But first, let me take a selfie.
  • Text me back or I’ll find you.
  • Let it be.
  • Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
  • People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don’t
  • Best. Selfie. Ever.
  • I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
  • Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.
  • I’m your worst nightmare.
  • Ladies, please.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.
  • Long line at Starbucks, first world problems.
  • What do you think of the view?
  • The Master of Disguise.
  • Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis.
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
  • I broke my own heart just by loving you.
  • So, who ate my food?
  • Exams Over

Sassy Instagram Captions

  • I liked it so it’s mine!
  • Don’t stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
  • Some people just need high-five. In the face. With a chair! :D
  • I hope Karma slaps you in the face…before I do it!
  • You are a limited Edition. Like me, just different.
  • Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an experts opinion.
  • I wish common sense was more common.
  • It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
  • I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.
  • I am sassy and I know it!
  • Rule #1 Never be number two!
  • Be savage, not average an average is boring.

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